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I'm the paranoid boss!

Posted at: 16:29:59 on Friday, 08 December 2006

The paranoid boss is watching you. HIDE YOUR CHILDREN
Which Office Moron Are You?

Congratulations, you're the paranoid boss.

All these people around you .. they're necessary, sure, but they need to be watched. They could rise through the ranks like a crushing army of office ninjas; highly skilled human resources, trained in the art of doing things well, ready to usurp you.

Be ready. Claim credit for their work. Squish them down at every possible opportunity. Screw them over. Don't give them enough money. Ensure your reign will last for a thousand years, but never, ever let them think they can compete.

I am Rabies!

Posted at: 16:17:44 on Friday, 08 December 2006

I am Rabies. Grrrrrrrr!
Which Horrible Affliction are you?

I'm a Ferrari 360 Modena!

Posted at: 14:49:42 on Wednesday, 05 July 2006

You've got it all. Power, passion, precision, and style. You're sensuous, exotic, and temperamental. Sure, you're expensive and high-maintenance, but you're worth it.

(Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.)

Harper "eats babies" sign flashed at commuters

Posted at: 17:01:47 on Tuesday, 02 May 2006

Tue May 02, 12:19 PM EST - Yahoo News Canada - Click for original web listing
By Stefanie Kranjec

TORONTO (Reuters) - A mocking announcement about the prime minister, "Stephen Harper Eats Babies," was flashed on electronic advertising signs on Toronto area commuter trains for several days, and technicians were still scrambling on Tuesday to get the signs fixed.

"Stephen Harper Eats Babies. Stephen Harper Eats Babies. Stephen Harper Eats Babies," started to appear every three seconds across some LED screens late last week. The signs usually carry transit updates and advertising spots.

"It appears that this was a case of electronic vandalism," said Stephanie Sorensen, corporate communications and media specialist for the GO Transit commuter system. "We assume it was a hacker. We haven't identified the person who did this but we're working closely with the contractor who runs the signs to fix the problem."

Screens on GO Trains have been shut down since Monday. Sorensen said she expects they will remain off line for a few more days until password-protected technology is installed to protect them from computer hackers.

"We regret that it happened and we're sorry if anybody was offended, including the prime minister," Sorensen said.

GO Transit carries 47 million passengers every year on its network of buses and trains in the Toronto region.

WoW Claims Another Victim

Posted at: 13:35:55 on Tuesday, 02 May 2006

[RANT]
For a while now I have shunned the game World of Warcraft with a vengeance, and have repeatedly mocked friends and acquaintances for getting "sucked in" to this thing.

Seems like anyone who starts playing it loses all track of life -- they suddenly become unavailable for anything social, and tend to even put their own hobbies and life on hold, preferring instead to play this stupid game!

And of course, there's the other matter of the COST of playing... Roughly $60 to buy the game itself, then (I haven't looked it up for myself, but the reports I hear are) $10-25 PER MONTH to actually play it!

The game is designed such that your character(s) and stats are all stored solely on the SERVER online, and so the part you install and run is simply the engine for displaying your world. The server controls every aspect of the actual game flow itself! Therefore, if you want to play this game AT ALL, you must be connected to a server. This means you have to have a working internet connection, as well as cross your fingers that the servers at Blizzard (the folks who host WoW officially) are actually online. Not to mention the cost.
[/RANT]

OK now for the nifty bit.. A friend of mine online (SB you know who you are) was talking about how he'd scored a copy of WoW and had been playing it for a while. For free. Intrigued, I asked him how, and that's when I discovered that there are thousands of "Private" WoW Servers out there! Free-to-play servers.

I did some sniffing around and found a great Torrent for the game itself (2.64 gigabytes total download, plus any needed patches). In the torrent are 4 .ISO CD images. You can either burn all 4 as CD's, or just use Daemon Tools to mount the images on a virtual CD drive.

Next I found (after much patient searching and further research) copies of and instructions for setting up an actual Private WoW server! It's running now, in fact.

Now the trick to these servers is that they all work for only specific versions of WoW. The geniuses at Blizzard have released something like 60 patches so far. The basic game is version 1.0.0 ... There are "major" patches for 1.1.0, 1.2.0, etc. There are also sub-patches for these majors, eg: 1.1.1, 1.1.2, etc.

My server (Titanium Realm) is for game version 1.5.0 .. After installing the game (and if you already installed the game and want to try this, you have to install the game again - you can just install a second copy in another directory and have both versions installed - and re-apply the specific patch. The current game version release is 1.10.0 or something...) You can get the 1.5.0 patch here (176 megs).

Once that's installed and patched you must perform the next step BEFORE LAUNCHING THE GAME. If you load the game first, it will attempt to connect to Blizzard servers and will almost immediately start trying to update your WoW to the very latest version!

In the game directory, where the wow.exe file lives, you will find a file called realmlist.wtf - simply open this file in notepad and edit that first line. The first and only line of realmlist.wtf should be: set realmlist saturn.bounceme.net
Lastly, you need to create an account on the private server. The above instructions will let you connect to MY private server. I don't guarantee 100% uptime, but and downtime should be very minimal and for only brief periods of time (minutes, not hours). Note also that when you go to a private server, and since all character info is stored BY the server, each new server means creating a new character.

Since the first 15 levels or so are pretty damn boring in this game, if you decide you want to play, please let me know and I'll gladly upgrade your character to and reasonable request. Money too.

So, back to creating an account... Simply visit the server status webpage, http://saturn.bounceme.net:8080 and register a username and password (with your VALID email address). Remember: the username is just your logon. You can then create any number of actual CHARACTERS under your login.

Anyhow, I figure the server can handle up to 20 players at a time, though I'd like to keep the typical peak down around 13 or less. The PC this is running on also serves as my Media PC, and will soon have more RAM added. The server auto-saves the World and Guild and Player info every 20 minutes, and I have noticed a brief lag during each save, as it's a HUGE dump to the hard drive each time (around 250-350 megs of data each time!)

Lemme know whatcha think!

Stupid people really ARE everywhere!

Posted at: 17:29:36 on Friday, 24 March 2006

With thanks to Wiggles.. this was just the epitome of stupidity.. Totally different kind of situation from what I deal with daily at work .. and yet, the stupidity factor is pretty much the same...

Takes about 10 minutes to read through -- try and keep track of the author of each email.. the whole page is presented in chronological order, so it's somewhat easy to follow.. Either way, this is damn funny!

Click here (opens a new window)

Note: CentOS (www.centos.org</a>) is the most awesomest Linux brand out there! I run it, and I love it =)

Warning Labels...

Posted at: 19:24:58 on Wednesday, 22 March 2006

Had to post this, too funny not to.......

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Bible warning

I'm a landowner!

Posted at: 22:18:25 on Saturday, 18 March 2006

Haven't posted in a while but I had to blog about this....

http://www.nationstates.net/purple_valley

That right there is my new country! Purple Valley.

The Rogue Nation of Purple Valley, to be exact.

Our motto? "What are we doing tonight, Brain?"

Flag ...that's our flag

UN Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights: Few
Economy: Strong
Political Freedoms: Below Average

Overview:
The Rogue Nation of Purple Valley is a tiny, pleasant nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5 million are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. The average income tax rate is 3%. A large private sector is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, followed by Pizza Delivery and Retail.

Crime is a problem, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Purple Valley's national animal is the mouse and its currency is the narf.

Come by and visit my country....

Signed by His hand on this day by:
His Honourable Ultimate Ruler Dave
Supreme Controlling Elected-Dictator-for-Life of the Rogue State of Purple Valley

Motivational Poster

Posted at: 14:34:35 on Tuesday, 14 March 2006

With thanks to Wiggles.... ;)

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Motivation

Internet Addict!

Posted at: 18:49:58 on Tuesday, 28 February 2006

Lower score than expected.... =P

Addict!

Take the Are you Addicted to the Internet? quiz...

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